I am not one easily rattled. I try to stay calm, cool and collected, but there are times when I have had enough and I am not going to take it anymore.
When I got my cell phone, I was under the impression the only people who would have my cell phone number would be those I gave it to.
I believe the devil has hacked into my cell phone, collected my cell phone number and is selling it to the most despicable people he owns.
I have been getting calls from some company that feels I am in some sort of pain. They call and say I requested on their website this pain solution. Now, what they want to know is it my back pain, or elbow pain, or a knee pain?
I have been so fed up with these calls I finally said, “I do have a pain in the neck.” To which, I got an excited reply as to how they could help my pain in the neck.
You know what’s coming. I told them that the pain in my neck was them calling me and if they want to help this pain in the neck go away and stop calling me, for Pete’s sake.
Somebody called me last week telling me they noticed a certain virus on my computer and if I would allow them access to my computer they could fix my computer. Talk about a pain in the neck.
This was about the 15th time this company called me offering to fix my computer. So, I thought, if they are going to waste my time, maybe I should waste their time.
“Oh yes,” I said as excited as I could sound, “please fix my computer for me.”
Now they wanted me to turn my computer on. I must confess that at the time I wasn’t on my computer I was on my cell phone.
They gave me instructions and I obeyed them, or at least I told him I was obeying him.
“All right,” I said. “My computer is on what I do next?” I will confess to you if you promise not to tell anybody, but I did not have my computer on.
Then they gave me instructions that I was to go to a certain website.
“Okay,” I said. “I’m there, what do I do now?”
They gave me a password I was supposed to use to get access to them so they could get access to my computer.
“Something’s wrong,” the person at the other end of the phone said. “You must not have put in the right password. Let me give it to you again.”
He gave it to me again, which in turn I gave it back to him, again.
This went on for about 20 minutes and the person on the other end of my cell phone was getting very frustrated and borderline anger. I, on the other end of the cell phone, could hardly control my laughter.
After this person hung up on me and I quit laughing, I thought of what David said. “Give them according to their deeds, and according to the wickedness of their endeavors: give them after the work of their hands; render to them their desert.” (Psalms 28:4).
Sometimes giving back what you get can bring you to a certain level of joy you did not have before.
Rev. James L. Snyder is pastor of the Family of God Fellowship, 1471 Pine Road, Ocala, FL 34472. He lives with his wife, Martha, in Silver Springs Shores. Call him at 1-866-552-2543 or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org. His website is www.jamessnyderministries.com. The church website is www.whatafellowship.com.